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HP R927 Digital Camera Creates Slimming Effect

Sun, Apr 9, 2006

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The metal bodied HP Photosmart R927. The small and subtle slimming enhancement.

Here’s­ an interes­ting­ f­eature f­o­­und o­­n the HP Pho­­to­­s­mart R927 dig­ital c­amera. When the “s­limming­ f­eature” is­ turned o­­n, the c­amera attempts­ to­­ make the s­ubj­ec­t o­­f­ the pho­­to­­ s­limmer in a v­ery s­ubtle way. It wo­­n’t turn f­at c­hic­ks­ into­­ Pa­ris Hilt­o­n, b­ut ev­ery li­ttle b­i­t helps­ I­ gues­s­.

O­­ther features­:

  • 8.2 M­eg­apixel­
  • 3x o­p­t­i­c­al zo­o­m­ and 8x di­gi­t­al zo­o­m­
  • Dime­nsio­­ns: 96mm x 25.6mm x 62mm
  • Weig­ht: 170 g­r­ams­ witho­ut batter­y­
  • PictBr­id­ge

N­ow­, g­o g­et o­ne a­t $399.99 a­n­d ma­ke­ yo­ur g­irlfrie­n­d/bo­yfrie­n­d ha­p­p­y.


Source: nypost.com

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30 Comments For This Post

  1. aaaaaaaa Says:

    I don’t really see any diference.

  2. bbbbbbbb Says:

    Same. It just looks the same.

  3. Naruto Says:

    Well, both looks the same but at the left is a little more close up and on the right is a little more backward slightly..nice try.

  4. Tim Dorr Says:

    Dude, that’s Hurley from Lost. Some camera’s not going to make him slimmer, he needs to stop eating all that damn Dharma food!

  5. Michael Says:

    Or I could spend less than the price of the camera getting a new girlfriend…

  6. gastjr Says:

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    lol, that’s a guy?

  7. Rebecca Says:

    Look closer at his face. It is narrower in the image on the right. There is no zooming

  8. sarah Says:

    phwoar, he’s right hunky.

  9. sarah Says:

    erm,i mean.. chunky

  10. Ben Says:

    Slimmer picture?! He’s still a fatty in real life. What a gimmick

  11. fat people rule! Says:

    yeah, keep letting us think that we can cover up being fat.

    they should make a camera that adds 20 pounds rather than the already established 10.

  12. Kendra Says:

    ok, it has sideburns, so i’m guessing it is in fact a male, i do think the idea of this camera is stupid, i mean who the heck really cares if you look thinner in the picture, if your still a fatass in real life? i’m sure every fat internet date site junkie will own one of these

  13. You All Suck Says:

    So what, hes overweight…what makes you think you should talk about someone like that? Plus this is suposed to be comments about the camera, not the damn picture. Lamers.

  14. kendra Says:

    i’m guessing that the person above me is in fact a fatass as well

  15. Rachel Says:

    Well it might not make a difference to the person looking at it. But to the person in the picture it makes the biggest difference. Your your worse critic right?

  16. Is everybody BLIND??? Says:

    Wake up. It’s the exact same picture, right? Which means what? THAT IT WAS PHOTOSHOPPED!!! This isn’t an actual picture of the camera’s effects. C’mon. Are you all that retarded??

  17. Kendra Says:

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    ok, i think we can all see that the whole point of this camera is it has a button that does that for you, so you dont have to photoshop-chop

  18. Kendra Says:

    this camera is a lazy fatty’s dream come true

  19. Kyuzo Says:

    She looks fatter in the fixed picture…
    -kyu

  20. Kybosh Says:

    Yeah, the image is exactly the same image, so it is Photoshop’ed, but the technology is not a bad idea. Plenty of . . . *larger* . . . people just avoid cameras. Perhaps I’ll actually be able to take nude photos of my wife with this camera! Seriously though, all I can really tell that it does is squish the whole image, which is taught as seriously bad in most graphic design schools, and can be done in almost any image editing software, even Paintbrush can do this for you. All in all, it’s a great idea, but I would spend my money on more important things, like twinkies.

  21. ThanatosMace Says:

    Haha, it would be funny if you could reverse it and make them thicker. Then it would be more fun to take pictures of people you don’t like (or if you’re just into that sort of thing).

    Assuming, of course, that this whole thing isn’t total BS.

  22. What Matters To You...Does Not Matter To Me. Says:

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    yeah……what he said!!

  23. Mystic Says:

    Wow, if you actually look at it, the picture on the left is slimmer. THe camera makes it looks slimmer. It’s jsut liek photoshoping it but it doesn’t take away your time. You guys are stupid have bad vision. Fatasses on the computer too much.

  24. Who the hell cares Says:

    I think what they did was took a picture of a fat chick and made her spend months and months in a gym to loose 15 pounds and then took the picture again

  25. Matt Says:

    hmm…who really cares if the camera makes you look slimmer…youre still fat in real life.

  26. marianne Says:

    wow holy cow it the same picture.. nothing is changed.. And thats a dude not a chick.. I hope.. Anyways.. if you really want the camera to make you not look fat.. try not being fat… lazy bastards.. I used to be fat.. but moving your arms and legs besides to eat really kinda helps. Screw this whole stupid slimming technology.. Which is exactly what we need even more people online being dishonest about them selves. Holy crap you dont like the way you look change it yourself.

  27. nina Says:

    that is sooooooooo cooooooooooolllllllll except im not fat but some relatives are!!!!

  28. Hark Says:

    haha.. perfect for America!

  29. Mike Says:

    that’s a guy all you morons not a girl
    his names is jorge garcia

  30. Caitlin Says:

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    yeaaaaa can i KILL you?? PLEASEEE i would much prefer fat people taking slimmer pictures of themselves while still fat then have stupid people try to act intelligent and fall on your face…..

    it isnt photoshoped…if it was why would someone take all the time to put it on this website? to trick you? yea i wouldnt think so, just shut up and follow the rest of the idiots of america

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