Own a pool? Then you fit the bill for this awesome pool table. The Aquapub is an amphibious table for six that is unsinkable in water, perfect for a cozy night of wine, beer and snacks IN the pool. The table even comes with two large removable ice containers to keep your drinks cool throughout. In addition, an optional sunshade that could be purchased to keep the sunlight out.

No worries about the 90 lbs table toppling over as well, as the designers have considered that, so even one (fairly slim) person could sit on it alone.

I guess for some of you sickos, the best part about this table is the joy of boozing eight rounds and pissing right inside the pool.

There is one Aquapub available for sale on eBay right now at a price of $1,395.95.